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Monday, January 23, 2006

Mon, 23 Jan 2006 16:18:12 GMT

Last day of java (fist pump). Anyway, now I'll have Ott for Intro to Gov. Why is it Intro to Gov if there isn't a class called Government? oh well...

Swimming is comming to an end finally. Soon I'll be able to do whatever I want. By the way, TX is awesome. I'm glad I'm doing it this year.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Tue, 17 Jan 2006 16:26:20 GMT

Second to last day of Java. I'm so happy I think I'll sing...no, never. I'm not going to sing. Anyway, Exams are soon... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Yeah, German exam is going to be fun...not.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 16:22:09 GMT

I'm so good at keeping this updated. Anyway...

Java is almost over

YESSSS!!!!!

that's all I wanted to say.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 00:36:57 GMT

Hmm...it's been a while...

Anyway, I got this sweet iriver for christmas. It's like an ipod but i can download an infinite amount of songs off yahoo for free. WOOT! Well, I found some sweet songs so here are some you might want to check out.

Some Kind of Zombie - Audio Adrenaline
Little Man - The O.C. Supertones (they have nothing to do with the crappy TV show)
Ghost Love Score - Nightwish
19/2000 - Gorillaz
The Wall Part 1,2,3 - Pink Floyd (this has been one of my favorties forever)
The Trooper - Iron Maiden
Benzin - Rammstein (Rosenrot is a sweet album; not out in America yet)
Bullet with Butterfly Wings - Smashing Pumpkins
I'm a Lumberjack - Monty Python (say no more!!!)

So there's some sweet songses (precious...). Another topic: swimming. Ughh....I hate winter break because of two-a-days for swimming. I have pratice from 7-10am and then 2-4pm. I have one thing to say to that: haha, I got sick and missed two days of it!!!Woot again. Now for some of the moives/TV I watched/ rewatched over the break.

Blues Brothers
History of the World Part 1
Spaceballs
8 straight hours of Naruto (anime cartoon on Toonami)

You can tell I had no social life over the break. Well, how about that for an update.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:55:16 GMT

Here's a sweet joke:

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on first?" might have turned out something like this:

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?

ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.

COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!

ABBOTT: Real One.

COSTELLO: If it's a long movie, I also want to watch reels 2, 3 and 4. Can I watch them?

ABBOTT: Of course.

COSTELLO: Great! With what?

ABBOTT: Real One.

COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?

ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".

COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

ABBOTT: The blue "1".

COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?

ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: But there are three words in "office for windows"!

ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.

COSTELLO: It is?

ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.

COSTELLO: And that word is real one?

ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.

COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial book-keeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on "START".......

Yes, we must enjoy the masterful work of Abbott and Costello.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 17:14:54 GMT

I think people need to learn German. So here are some sweet lines for you all I got out of my German book.

Du hast Tomatoen auf den Augen.   ------- You have tomatoes for eyes.
Das ist doch Kaese!    --------------------  That is certainly cheese!
Iss meine Turnhose! ---------------------- Eat my shorts!
Ich liebe mein Handy. --------------------  I love my cell phone.

Movie Lines in Deutsch
-Deine Mutter war ein Hamster und dien Vater schtiekt wie ein Elderberry!---- Your mother was a hamster and you father smells of elderberry. (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
-Ich sehe alles! ------ I see all! (LOTR Sauron's big line as the huge eyeball)

Alright, that was enough German to get you started. I'm still doing the story and it's still at xanga.com/MortuusStroy.

Mach Spass! ----- Have fun!